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“Oh shit this means we’ll end up with JD Vance?” - The same blind leaders

Wow, 10,000 new Ukrainians you say? I’m sure they’ll be welcomed with open arms for the first time in their lives!

Almost correct: if he was in office he would sharpie all hurricanes away from our shores, problem solved!

It’s insane that any women considered Trump for any reason other than women’s rights. Really how many women thought “I don’t mind that he wants to control my body, but is he good for the economy?”

Goofy shit.

It’s literally the first line of the article you guys, fucking read it instead of speculating:

A pair of students at Harvard have built…

They’ve already done this repeatedly, I’m quite surprised any Ukrainian is surrendering. Truly tragic.

History will definitely be on his side for this one.

The fact that Israel went from having genocide committed against them to committing genocide in under 100 years will be of historical note for centuries. The fact that the world wasn’t sure which side they should be on will also be of note, because to the rest of us it’s pretty fucking obvious: the side killing children is evil.

It’s still blurred: https://archive.ph/gPlLT

Ban assault weapons and check again!

To be fair, I’m not convinced beheading a whale is lots worse than what our ex president is guilty of.

Actually philanthropic billionaire? Cool, but we shouldn’t have to rely on billionaire philanthropy to get by.

Public office? To be fair he’s as qualified as our most recent ex-president.

I’m worried we’re going to have decades of similar court issues since in the last 2 decades we seem to have lost any interest in anti-trust laws.

Much harder to break things up after than simply not let them acquire.

This was my concern, but if y’all think servers will give up their tax free tips… sure…

It does feel like we should be encouraging the end of tipping, not asking it to stick around forever.

The dog chewed through his leash again…

It’s so we can recreate that, but with like laser beams and stuff.

As long as they’re a smartphone on wheels the answer is no.

We want real cars again, even if electric.

This has been the go to move in the Republican playbook since the 80s. However, let’s hope this move continues to have less power: “Today, 24% of U.S. adults describe themselves as born-again or evangelical Protestants, down 6 percentage points since 2007.”

Incorrect, I actually looked up both Kelly’s and Duckworth’s backgrounds as I wasn’t familiar - I see why they were first!

You legitimately think the Democratic party will get behind any of these nominations enough to defeat Trump? I’d say most are considered more controversial than fuckin Hillary was.