I would say you’re better off just because they can’t auto-brick your car remotely because your account isn’t up to date.

Cue the Clerks Death Star II argument.

I had to do a double take because I thought this was an Onion article.

I like how you said it “louder”.

I wish I could upvote you twice.

It’s called a “gratuity” now instead of a bribe. I guess the SCOTUS was feeling left out watching the other two branches make money hand over fist and decided to legalize it.

Edit: apparently the difference is getting paid after, instead of before, whatever “service” is provided.