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Same energy as “Option -h not recognized; use --help for the list of options”.

Ah, so fanfic, not memes. Got it.

compiling C/C++ apps on any platform is shit

I’m starting to think the platforms aren’t the problem.

Don’t laugh too loud, you’ll make LibreOffice Base crash somehow.

If Apache archived all their dead projects, they wouldn’t have any project left.

It is pretty much the same as 20 years ago. That is, good enough for basic use cases but nowhere near as complete as MS Office. It isn’t a serious program for professional use.

The main obstacle in Wayland adoption was Wayland not being usable for years.

SecureBoot pretty much does this. There is nothing preventing motherboard manufacturers from blocking adding non-MS keys if they wanted to.

iGPUs are more than enough to play most indie games.

ThinkPads refuse to work with non-Lenovo batteries.

Nextcloud’s biggest issue is performance, and PHP, while not a problem per se, doesn’t help. PHP is not designed for huge applications that need to have processes running in the background; it only runs when a request is made then stops the process, therefore it needs to load itself from scratch on every single page load.

This is because PHP uses something called CGI; the webserver (usually nginx or Apache) calls an external PHP binary to generate a page. With Go (or pretty much any other language), the app is its own server and can keep data in memory and do stuff even when no request is coming.

watch -n 1 date

It’s new and different, and the Linux boomers who are still stuck on ALSA and ext2 hate it.

Yes, but some carriers lock the phones they sell so they only work with their subscriptions.

Too bad it’s ugly.

It’s Linus Torvalds.

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Imagine thinking moving from a FOSS self-hosted software to proprietary SaaS shit is an upgrade lmao

No, it’s worse. PHP never had shit like virtual environments and a million different incompatible package managers.