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LinuX

We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening

That’s how I read that

If incest was good enough for Noah and his family, it’s good enough for you

If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.

Man, there are surfers who’ve never caught a wave that big

As will Apple refusing to change a chat bubble color. Let’s fix both.

If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.

I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.

Reporter: And how do you feel about this?

Me, A Gen Xer: Ehh… whatever

You go get your side hustle on, player!

No. There are too many people on this planet.

Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.

Let’s see: biology demands humans sleep every day, and not always voluntarily. Yep, we should criminalize that.

Also, let’s criminalize public eating, drinking, and breathing unless you have a house.

Sounds like he gives many

Sounds itchy

Dole whips are very good. I get it

Trying to figure how his jaw would function is making me dizzy. Lol

And less of my axe

I think hoops and sticks were big for a while