I like using Lubuntu because it’s lightweight and feels pretty snappy on my 2009 laptop.

This is more scary than creepy, but I got stuck in a tropical depression on an island. Thunder everywhere, pouring rain. No shelter other than a tarp. Only way to get off the island is a canoe.

It’s everywhere in the US. People really care about this, and this is why iPhones have 90% market share in both my high school and at my university.