Came here for the same, easy purpose…

Good

Great - now try his cockeyed, pig ass!

Your first mistake was not getting a job with a lifetime appointment… bet you’re kicking yourself now, huh bub?

Oh no, they’re eating each other’s faces again and will only make it clearer just how incompetent they are… so anyways, TGIF everyone! What’s the plan for the weekend?

So, 20% of this nation is absolute proof that the Republicans’ plan to destroy the public education system is working.

What? You don’t have self-interested billionaires on speed dial too? It’s not so tough - all you’ll need is a lifetime appointment to the highest decision-making panel in the nation. And all it’ll cost is… well, your soul, morals, ethics (assuming they exist in the 1st place) and dignity.

Simple

What a legacy he’s leaving behind too - he’s going to be a Jeopardy question (answer?) in 20 years

Not if he keeps up his high-protein meal plan… Wendy’s is awesome once or twice a month, not a day.

Oh NO! Anyways, I said to the carpenter …