I read about a guy who, whilst shagging, felt his balls get tickled, so he told his partner to keep doing whatever she was doing…she said her hands were tied up….looked down and it was the dog.

Admittedly this isn’t the worst story I’ve heard, but it would be nice if you could appreciate that you’re dealing with human beings, and provide some feedback.

Thought this was about the USA government at first.

Why is eggs being made into such a huge issue?

Find a topic in the news, try to read up both sides of an argument, then pick which side makes most sense.

*then blame the student.

Some cities they slide up out the ground, some are distributed round town in the evening and taken away in the morning.

Pissed, walking home from a house party one night a few years back, saw a guy on the opposite side of the road walking towards us, wearing just his shoes…otherwise completely bollock naked.

As a person who collects pint glasses that have a cool design, please dont do this. It will break (Probably.) and you will be gutted.

Those who seem to have it so together often don’t. Hope you don’t blame yourself in any way and that you’re managing it the best you can.

How difficult is that to a complete amateur?

Is that like a decentralised WhatsApp?

Is this advice everyone should take, or just USA people?

Just back track a second…a customer got you fired cause you were making things cheaper for her?

There was a series like this in the U.K. After a couple of weeks they were let out of the space shuttle and told it had all been a joke.

I live in the western hemisphere, but a church…Late 1200s.

There was a shop, but that was allowed to fall in to disrepair, as the heritage order on it meant it couldn’t be changed, that was built around 1600s and knocked down a few years ago.

Next oldest now is a pub…late 1730s.

Very true.

What’s wrong with WhatsApp? Is there something I need to know?

I thought Telegram was the next big thing as it was secure.

I wake up and frequently find one of my ears blocked. Does that count?