I’ve thought a few times, my gpa was laughably low. Another little on my gpa would have saved some stress, maybe I’d not have stress related back problems (this is a lie I tell myself, these problems would definitely still be there). But all in all, the last time I had to think hard about my gpa was during the interview for the first job I landed.

As the joke goes, what do you call the person who finishes at the bottom of their class in med school? Doctor.

Is there a temperature where a pint is a pound? Maybe near zero where it does wonky things?

Shhhh! Don’t spook it, it startles easily then pockets the money.

Read this. I’ve got an m920q from Lenovo (I think it’s 920) and it does all of that. I want more Nas from it, and I might get another PC to be that, but it does great.

My pizzas are always out of round, but this fits your cutting board perfectly! (And looks great)

I use bit masks, suck it! (Really though, programming on an embedded CPU might be reasonable to do this, depending on the situation, but on a PC, trying to not waste bits wastes time)

Eh, I hear that sometimes he loses the ball, claims a do-over to keep his golf score down.

Bukele No! He will not let you go!

Many would agree with him contemplating Suicide, I would think.

Biden’s dei hire for being gay, and I heard he used a laptop and had emails!

Throw without catch exception?

Yeah this one I can’t figure out how to make a joke to relate to self hosting. Something something core dump?

Close the door.

With a stack of books even! (They were nearby… )

I don’t think anyone asked, he threw some burgers at the wall and somebody read it like tea leaves

Soothing is not the strong suit of this administration.

There’s the ostrich/head in the sand types who stay oblivious on purpose.

Parabolic mirrors work just as well

Pick a better time to fight the vegan fight, we’re watching some leopards eating some faces here. (It doesn’t need to be every part of your personality)

Only because you can’t select zero