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Black text on a white background reads “Coming back to your linux partition after gaming on Windows.”

Below the text is a photo of a house, taken from across the street. Over part of the front of the house is a white sheet hung like a banner with text spray-painted on it in black and red. The black text reads “WELCOME HOME” followed by one word in red reading “CHEATER”.

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White text on a black background reading

'Me: *Dual booting windows and linux.

'Windows: *Updates itself.

'Me: Where is the linux partition?

‘Windows:’

Below the text is the Daenerys Targaryen Squint meme showing Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones squint smiling. Over the image is the text ‘“dunno!”’

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A pop-up for an app reading

"Boost asks for your consent to use your personal data to:

"Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurements, audience insights and product development

"Store and/or access information on a device

"Learn more

“How can I change my choice?”

The text in the centre is obscured by another pop-up window, the text below the obscuring window continues

"accessed by and shared with third-party vendors, or used specifically by this site or app.

“Some vendors may process your personal data on the basis of legitimate interest, which you can object to by managing your options below. Look for a link at the bottom of this page or in our privacy policy where you can withdraw consent.”

At the bottom of the window are three buttons marked “Consent”, “Do not consent”, and “Manage options”.

Another pop-up covers part of the pop-up beneath reading

"What if I don’t consent?

“Your personal data won’t be used for the above, unless we and our vendors determine that we have a legitimate interest to do so.”

At the bottom of the window is a Close button.

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A still of Verne the turtle from the movie Over the Hedge looking around a fancy garden in wary confusion. Text at the top of the image reads “The Virus bundled in the sketchy Itch.io game running in a wine bottle.” Subtitles on the image read “What is this place?”

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Hm, I guess I assumed based on the style. It’s an edit? I’m not really sure what to call it then. I’ve edited my post but if you have any suggestions please let me know.

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A one-panel XKCD-style comic with the title “The Self-Hoster” One character is seated at a computer, talking to a second character standing behind their chair. Character one says: “It took all weekend, but now that I have a Mastodon instance running in Docker behind a reverse proxy with cloud-provided media storage, I can enjoy interacting with a federated network of other users without compromising on privacy or content moderation.” Character two replies: “Cool, what kinds of topics does your network discuss?” Character one replies: “Our experiences self-hosting Mastodon instances, mostly.”

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Haha, thanks for catching that! I’m glad it was just a typo.

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A bell curve featuring numerous wojaks and Linux distribution system icons by IQ score. From left to right they are: At the left 0.1% end of the bell curve with no IQ score labels is a boomlet wojak accompanied by Ubuntu icon and the text: WHERE START BUTTON? Between 0.1% and 14% on the left side of the bell curve, encompassing the IQ scores 55 and 70 is an NPC wojak accompanied by the Arch icon and the text: I USE ARCH BTW Between 14% on the left side of the bell curve and approximately 34% on the right side of the bell curve, encompassing the IQ scores 85, 100, and 115 is a crying Zoomer wojak accompanied by the Fedora icon and the text: JUST WORKS Between 34% and 0.1% on the right side of the bell curve, encompassing the IQ scores 130 and 145 is a big brain wojak accompanied by the Gentoo icon and the text: K.I.S.S At the right 0.1% end of the bell curve is a light brown hood wojak accompanied by the Debian icon and the text: NO TIME FOR DISTROWARS

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I saw a post that said there’s a higher than average blind community on Lemmy and few people seemed to provide their own transcriptions. Some do, and I hope to eventually encourage most people to do so, but I figured I’d help out until then.

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X post from user The Skinfluencer @angelamavalla: What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you? Response from user Penunggu ExtraJenaka @Nazafi_Hamid: Efficient workers get punished with more work.

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An image of a man appearing to scold an internet router with the text “502 Bad Gateway” above it.

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Top text: At one point, Red Hat Linux had a “Redneck” language option for its installer. I’ll just leave these images here: Four images of the Red Hat Linux installer with “Welcome to Red Hat Linux” above it and “/ between elements : selects : next screen” below. The first dialogue box reads: [Choose a Language] What language should we use during the installation process? English Czech French German Norwegian Redneck (selected) Romanian Turkish [OK]

Second dialogue box: [keyboard type] whichadese keyboards you got? tr_f-latin5 tr_q-latin5 tralt trf trq uk us-prokey us (selected) [yep]

Third dialogue box: [installation method] which kinda stuff has the packages, junior? Local CDROM (selected) NFS image hard drive FTP SMB image [yep] [back up!]

Fourth dialogue box: [note] stick in your Red Hat CD into dat coffee holder on the front [yep] [back]

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