You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

Words to live by or class action lawsuit waiting to happen? Won’t know until you try!

Which can be ASMR depending on pronunciation and tone of voice.

(sorry to be all technical, NYT)

No reason to apologize. The NYT routinely do it on purpose, especially when it comes to cops and Israel.

And AIPAC, and other de facto foreign government pressure groups that wouldn’t be allowed to have a tenth as much influence on American politics if they were representing any other country.

…dammit! 😄

When Death Valley freezes over.

While the population of California are mostly progressive, the state government consists almost exclusively of corporatist Neoliberals who are so deep in the pocket of landlords and other housing profiteers that they need custom snorkels to be able to breathe.

It’s the perfect illustration of the futility of trying to move the Overton Window left by voting “Blue No Matter Who”.

Dumbass Dome

Has the added benefit of also being named after the people still taking out a second mortgage to be able to attend games.

Nah, I prefer the implication of accidentally succeeding in achieving a negative result.

Fits the entire political career of the couch fucker like an inside out latex glove.

I don’t know why you’re you were being downvoted, you’re absolutely right.

As documented by an excellent Last Week Tonight segment and also another, FIFA and a select few rich people and corporations profiting off of lucrative contracts snatch up all the income and leave everyone else with all the expenses.

I doubt FIFA is on the Republican take

Clearly you know very little about FIFA in general and Trump’s buddy Infantino in particular…

Neither have ever seen a despotic government they didn’t want bribes from.

Ticket sales are already going so badly that they’re CHEAPER on the secondhand market! Scalpers are taking a loss to get rid of them, which is pretty much unheard of for an event like a world cup.

People are even more wary of traveling to Trump’s US than to the Emir’s Qatar or Putin’s Russia.

JD Vance attempted a charm offensive on Tuesday, and failed with the charm while succeeding in being offensive

Fair 😁

That’s less impressive when you consider just how much bigger the US military is compared to the next several combined.

It’s like bragging that your home state has more skilled athletes than 5 small towns from a neighboring state.

Here you go

That’s literally the awful photoshop he’s trying to pass off as real…

You stop being a cop the minute you break the law

By that criteria, all the murder, domestic violence, abuse of power, and obstruction of justice would indicate that there’s NO cops in the US… #ACAB

That’s still not how you wear a hat, idiot. Go die twice in a tutorial.

Nah, nowadays they just cut funding and/or turn them into juvenile detention centers AKA irrevocable trauma factories.

Less bad PR AND crueler, which is a win-win for them. Win-win-win when you count all the kickbacks from the people who profit from carceral child slavery.