WadeTheWizard

Please don’t use the money’s paw. It will almost definitely change the game system to FATAL, and I do not, under any circumstances, want to roll for Zaalbar’s anal circumference.

I thought he installed spyware on his and his son’s computers so that they WOULDN’T be wankers

I totally agree. If you’re going to play fast and loose with article headlines, you gotta go all in. “Biden privately pounds ‘sick fuck’ Trump” really gets the point across and sits stirs the passions of the readers.

Most people probably have drain cleaner stashed somewhere in their house under a sink somewhere. This isn’t exactly one of those situations where a kid finds a loaded gun in their parent’s unlocked nightstand.