I disagree, memes should be mspaint

Going to the movies for Christmas is an American Jewish tradition, usually followed up by Chinese food

California sounds great, if only I could afford to live there

I think that’s what happened here

That’s nothing compared to the unaccountable trillions that disappear into the military-industrial complex

Make America West Virginia

He could drop out, but his name would still be on the ballots like RFK Jr. Rs would have to run a write-in campaign, and that’s asking a lot from the average republican voter

Perhaps, I think in a week Fox will have brainwashed the GOP into thinking it was a victory

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. (1984)

How do you think slave owners got bailouts after the 13th amendment was passed and the slaves got freed?

And people say war is bad for the environment

But then they have to pay, it’s not all free to them. And data brokers sell large data, whereas with TikTok they could just say “Give me everything that exists about @AmbiguousPoops” and know their whole life because they agreed to it in the terms of service.

“Device Information: We collect certain information about the device you use to access the Platform, such as your IP address, user agent, mobile carrier, time zone settings, identifiers for advertising purposes, model of your device, the device system, network type, device IDs, your screen resolution and operating system, app and file names and types, keystroke patterns or rhythms, battery state, audio settings and connected audio devices. Where you log-in from multiple devices, we will be able to use your profile information to identify your activity across devices. We may also associate you with information collected from devices other than those you use to log-in to the Platform.”

TikTok also uploads gigabytes of data from your phone. But yeah, it’s just political.

Hopefully his next move isn’t to start tilting the machine

That’s Future President Mayor Secretary McKinsey Consultant department secretary to you

I didn’t know he had a disability, and all I thought was “That kid is really proud of his father, good for him”

Who’s “they” and how do they feel about an air-mailed Slap Chop?

Maybe it was a premonition, the game sounds cool

You could make a TV show out of that

People took campaign shitslinging to heart

It goes both ways, I’m sure Buttigieg is happy to be in the news

Whatever happened to those “nightshade” images that poison the model?