It feels like the internet is on fire but the firemen hooked their hoses into a gas pump

I’m not going to claim I know what’s happening, but I like the self-DDoSing explanation because it’s even funnier

Customizing your system to the point that no one else can use it?

And my axe!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

I gave it a 1 star review. I’m doing my part o7

3 sites if you include Twitter . Twitter and Reddit seem to be in a mismanagement competition right now. Not sure who’s winning