Get a virtual hdmi dummy plug. A very cheap and easy fix. Because the machine now thinks a screen is attached it will create a desktop environment you can remote in to.

Don’t throw water on a fuel fire. Safety first.

That car got hit pretty hard. I wonder if it’s only moving forward on momentum.

It sounds like you are complaining the genocide isn’t going fast enough.

Computer.

Hammer the repair crews. You don’t need to damage it more, just keep it damaged.