A Phlaming Phoenix

That gum I like did come back in style…

Well, see… The president he supports withholds funding unless the municipalities affected by disasters pass a purity test, so he assumes the president he doesn’t support will as well.

You like em tongue-in-cheek? You might try Chopping Mall (1986). Shopping mall management invests in a killer robot security system. A group of horny teens decides to spend the night there, but a lightning storm takes out the main killer robot controller! It’s funny, a little gory, has topless men and women, and it’s hilarious. A spook night favorite of mine.

Grindr… That’s that app for finding hot hoagies in my area?

half the marines general population are bi and closeted

Iamblech pentameter

Sounds illegal. They’re not supposed to endorse candidates while not having to pay taxes. IRS should end this church.

Why does the tribunally selected autocrat of a foreign nation intent on raping children get to tell me anything about democracy or evil?

Ugh, when your warts have warts…

Really, the media finally realized millennials don’t care if we killed Applebee’s or whatever, and they’ve moved on to the next thing to scare boomers with. “They hate us because we buy bags of paper napkins” becomes “They hate us because we can use old style keyboards.” Generations are not a monolith. You can compare them, but it’s stupid to pass judgment in that way.

They can’t be above this rumor because their position on drag and trans issues are beneath it.

Sometimes the couch wants to top.

This is such a long odds parlay that I almost want to take you up on it.

We don’t claim him.

This is much, much “higher” than the right.

Yeah, that’s why “no you” doesn’t work here. I know I’m a weirdo. I like being a weirdo and hanging out with other weirdos. You call me a weirdo and I’m like, “Yeah, cool.”

But group identity is everything to a conservative. Conservatism, as it has been said, depends on an in-group and an out-group. “Weird” could only ever be a pejorative to the conservative who really needs to conform and not be weird. A person who accepts the diversity of humanity doesn’t need everyone to be the same, so weirdness isn’t really all that weird. When the in-group is weird, it’s not an insult.

Krull (1983) is an all time favorite of mine. It’s the most D&D plot you’ve ever seen coupled with beautiful cinematography​ and a great score by James Horner.

Yep, that’s the point I was making.

Those other Christians aren’t true Christians.

God damn you.