If you had let me write the C++ code, I could have literally destroyed your dataset in a couple of seconds.
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C) It’s an obvious joke.
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Why make it complicated?
01·7 months agoBecause
let x: yis syntactically unambiguous, but you need to know thatynames a type in order to correctly parsey x. (Or at least that’s the case in C wherea(b)may be a variable declaration or a function call depending on what typedefs are in scope.)
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•The meaning of `this`
0·7 months agoinclude Hebrew in their language, because I guess they were feeling kabbalistic
… or because the developers were Israeli: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zend/_(company)#History
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Vim is built different
41·7 months agoI am 100% confident that your claim is factually wrong.
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Vim is built different
61·7 months agoI agree with your core point, but no software is intuitive.
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Vim is built different
172·7 months agoPOV: You open vim for the first time.
b == 7 is a boolean value
Citation needed. I’m pretty sure it’s an
int.
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Python needs an actual default function
2·8 months agoDo you know the difference between a script and a program?
A script is what you give the actors; a program is what you give the audience.
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Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Python needs an actual default function
1·8 months agoI don’t understand the complaint. What exactly is the issue?

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