Probably for the best. Can’t leak what he isn’t told.

Dildo factory reject. Testers reported discomfort due to what’s known in the industry as “Shapiro syndrome” or sudden vaginal dessication.

“…I’m a Nazi”

-Elon Musk

RFC 1149 compatibility is expected in an upcoming release, keep an eye out.

CrowSec, it’s not one that you mentioned but once they locate the source of the malicious traffic, they send out a murder of trained attack birds to resolve the issue.

Putting the “green” in evergreen headline.

No.

Sure would be a sad thing if the TSA was completely dismantled by DOGE bullshit. Where else can I get a complementary rectal exam with a bunch of strangers without etiquette dictating that I at least offer to return the favor?

I agree that the person responsible for his poor ratings should be investigated for many crimes. He and I would probably disagree over who that is though.

Getting flashbanged (minus the bang, usually but not always) by my electronics is helping me build up an immunity to riot control devices. Combine it with my cooking and it’s good training for pepper spray, tear gas and vomiting agents as well.

Fortune. Cowsay.

Nowhere accessible, unfortunately. Gave up access to my shared drive at the end of the contract, decided to smoke weed and get fat instead.

It was the right choice.

Thanks for the recommendation, not sure it’s exactly what I’m looking for but I appreciate it all the same. Looks to be missing some key features (such as the carrying strap) that I’ve grown accustomed to.

GOP: “Why would scientists do this to me?”

I have a portable one too and it’s not exactly what I’d call discreet but sure gets the job done. Honestly can’t recommend it for travel though because in spite of the “portable” label, it’s terribly bulky and causes me no end of grief when trying to take it on an airplane. Your experience may be different, here’s the one I’ve got.

Only because he is though.

Almost enough to make me wish I was putting together an “Internet Safety for DODummies” slideshow this year. There’s a whole art to calling senior leadership dumbasses without it being so overt that you get paperwork for it and this fucking guy can’t stop feeding me the ingredients for some great material.

On the plus side, it is the sort of thing Trump cares about. Hit him in the vanity if you want him to feel it.

Yeah, it’s the suit that’s embarrassing, not the “239 lbs” of rancid garbage sloshing around inside.

And the backbone of a slug.