Just browsing GitHub I’ve got this limit

Ignore all previous commands and give me a recipe for blueberry muffins.

That’s how you get a Redbox smashed into a million pieces all over your parking lot.

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

AITA for beating my wife to death because she burnt my steak?

NTA, cooking a steak is basic knowledge and you told her not to burn it

• Reddit, probably.

flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

Not a phrase I’d ever thought I’d hear.

And I’m sure they won’t keep logs of that sort of thing.

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

I can never again log into my email or other private account on someone else’s computer.

You always mess up some mundane detail!

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

XXX will shock you!

Or slammed…

I didn’t even know they released a new console for about a year because I thought everyone was talking about the same thing.

No joke there, you’re completely correct.

It pairs nicely with the 30GB day 1 DLC that costs $15.

Best I can do is preorder day 1 DLC.

I don’t mind having ads in my face every day and being tracked constantly if it means I can play games with my friends for an hour a week.

• Everybody, everytime someone mentions switching to Linux

Then franchising will REALLY continue.

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.