Now that’s just mean

Well that graph sums my situation up. Got old, had a kid, don’t have the time nor inclination to get all sweaty playing against those half my age.

He said he didn’t want to use Facebook.

Porn passport = Wanking license

Get nautical! Port and starboard.

I use the word “fuck” a lot. I have added it many times yet it insists on babying me and trying to protect my fucking feelings by not suggesting it. Infuriating.

Never knew this was a thing, that better not come over here.

I go to scan-while-you-shop places then strategically bag as I walk around the store. 30 seconds to pay and then leave.

1130/100

I used Android phones since the G1 and decided to give it a punt after a few phones in a row developed problems less than 2 years old. Well it turns out Apple devices just work and keep on working so I now have a few.

Still don’t want a Mac though.

It’s amusing as I saw this and thought “that looks no different to what it looked like back in the day”.

Then I looked it up and, well it looks moodier but still not massively better. Probably should go watch it on a screen bigger than my phone.

Ah man I had forgotten all about Sim City 2K. So many hours played.

I like iPhones but titanium does seem like an odd choice. Sure it looks nice but who daily drives a $1000 phone without having it wrapped in a case anyway? Feels like a sales tactic.