I don’t get it. This isn’t funny. I wouldn’t approve it in merge request. Most wouldn’t.

They made a typo they meant the stock market not the economy.

He told people to inject bleach like what the fuck.

Average savings rate, average credit card debt, number of homeowners, college enrollment rates, average net worth. Lots of measures that the news and politicians ignore.

Oddly Edward Snowden didn’t make the list.

My team at work delivered a feature that will save us 18 million a year. They rewarded us by firing half the team.

Portal is cheap for what it is. I wouldn’t be upset. I’d like a standalone device for when I go camping. I don’t have starlink and cellular is not sufficient

Do you know any that connect to Plaid to get transaction data from my banks?

The randomly fired 2 people on my team one morning. I think we’re doing the evil shit Amazon does with stack ranking. It’s so toxic. Fuck this place, you only get the bare minimum now. Anyone know of any software engineering unions?

Jupiter Ascending

It was a quote from them…

We shouldn’t be making water and energy intensive manufacturing in a hot desert.

I aim to misbehave

The poor Ocean!

Tax the shit out of them!

Windows was never that easy. You forgot, waiting for a hour and retrying steps

I understand these references.

MacBook Air is rugged AF.

My city has been putting plastic in the asphalt. Apparently makes it last longer and way smoother. Hopefully doesn’t create more micro plastic waste. (It probably does)

Not sure why you are getting down voted. I have a Tesla and agree. Now if you had that piece of shit Toyota EV (bzssrt?) then maybe I would agree with OP.