Jimmybander

What is that in company value percentage?

Time to setup home defense EMPs.

Hey, thanks.

How do you block an instance from the browser version of lemmy?

Exactly. You’re addicted, Plopp.

Block Reddit!

Electronic warfare pup.

Blue Bell. They killed people with their listeria negligence.

These comments could be part of an episode of Qi.

They are confusing censorship with manipulation. The algorithm is working.

My friend group comes from a time before a rule as such was necessary.

Bercow was the best.

Fuck MONDAY

The deaths of certain people.

I write and speak the word please quite a lot. In all of my emails when requesting things for work or pleasure I use it. I was raised in the US South and I think it’s very common practice here to teach kids in such a way. My own kids are being taught the same. I can’t obviously speak for the rest of Western society though.

Me in the 90s as a kid. My uncle had a Mac. One button on the mouse. I’m like wtf is this? Two buttons too complicated? Never looked back.

It’s as if you’ve read my mind.

Bourbon and Coca-Cola Classic w/ice Sometimes a double.

Why: I want a cocktail that can get me drunk quickly. The coke is sweet and masks the disgusting alcohol flavour.

Stores are becoming less relevant by the day.

I’m excited to find out!