Probably pretty mild compared to other responses you’ll get, but every so often I have one where all my teeth fall out. I don’t know why, but that one always disturbs me more than the ones where I’m in danger.

Someone please explain to me how Chevy is short for Cornelius.

I can’t believe gas is over $2 a gallon now.

I hate the fact that you’re probably correct.

Relevant XKCD.

Going to be?

You have to have a dick to get punched in it.

Aren’t prices supposed to trend downward as technology ages?

I’ve only played 1-4, but 3 was definitely the best of those.

And yet, “did not vote” would have won something like 80% of the last 100 years of elections.

Who knew denigrating women would make them not want to vote for you?

Well, hopefully that means it’s still around somewhere. Best of luck finding it.

How old are your kids? Is it possible one of their friends could have stolen it when they were inside your home? Speaking from experience, kids don’t always have the best judgment regarding who they hang out with.

Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.

Not a tipped worker here: are tips currently calculated as part of SS earned income? How will exempting tips from taxes affect future benefits for these workers?

Nothing. That’s the whole point of federation.

Other instances would still be online, and it would be business as usual there.

There would likely be discussion about it on other instances, but Lemmy wouldn’t shut down just because .world or .ml went offline.

You could try saving the post. Then you can retrieve it from your profile page later.

Nah, fuck that. I want that fucker to suffer real consequences for his actions.

Watching all the bullshit surrounding this guy for the past decade has been like watching that gif of the box truck speeding towards the post. If we just keep watching, surely it’s going to impact, right?

Dank Grill