He’s just mad that they harmed couches and other furniture

“I didn’t think the leopards would eat my face!”

Only 95%? You gotta pump those numbers up to 99%, those are rookie numbers.

Peter Thiel or the Heritage Foundation, probably

In a sane world, it would literally be a different race, Trump wouldn’t be the candidate

Trick question, Satan is freedom, can’t tell me what fruit not to eat!

Five golden toilets

Four perfect calls

Three hench men

Two impeachments

And a falsehood in every sentence

Unfortunately the people who need to hear this will automatically dismiss it because NYT

wtaf

They’re working towards making that a mandatory policy too

“Bias favoring me, not favoring thee”

And then running away like the coward that he is

Yeah, but it’s not like the GOP would knowingly and repeatedly lie to advance their own causes. Wait, I’m being handed a note, hold on.

Mmhmm, I see.

So, it seems that is, in fact, pretty much their entire playbook. Sorry for the mistake.

He’s an admitted, unashamed liar. Don’t even give him the time of day.

I’m still holding out hope for taco trucks on every corner

It’s the opposite side of the coin of them taking credit for infrastructure improvements in their districts when they voted against that bill

If so then he would be wildly exaggerating the amount of motion necessary. More likely the handies he gives to Putin.

Reps, Senators, Supreme Court Justices, and anyone in a position that’s in the chain of succession for the Presidency, should be required to pass the same test that immigrants take to become citizens. It wouldn’t be perfect, but then at least we’d know for sure it’s intentional malice and not just complete buffoonery.

Too bad then that Project 2025 would make it harder to get OT, not easier, due to a proposed change allowing employers to decide if you qualify for OT on a two or even four week basis, letting them fuck you over for a short while then cut back just enough so that you don’t get OT for the extra time put in initially.