I imagined this in a motel and the car lights in the parking lot are rolling by. I hate it

I go with mail carrier. Then again, the man in postman is supposedly from the old English “mann” which just meant person.

What are you talking about? All of my keychron boards have a hard wired connection and Bluetooth

I feel the same. However, if Mac compatibly matters to you go for the keychron

You could just get different key caps.

As an employee of a video game company that, until recently, had an office in Irvine, this hits so close to home. I wonder if anyone working with me is looking to team up, too

I have a couple keychron boards. I would suggest you start there. They are a good price point and will work well with your iPad

A couple sets I have are from Drop, too. All been worthwhile. The one from Ali express, is not great. Fine, but not great