Haha that’s um, disturbingly relatable

That was not a fake bat. Ozzy was rushed to the hospital after the show for rabies shots. If I recall correctly he thought it was a prop and that’s why he did it.

He’s a current piece of this terrible administration, not former

The article nicely makes the case for defenestrating billionaires as well

Zero sympathy for the only state that went 100% to Trump. You literally asked for this, pray to your fucking orange god to save you

Given the Snowden revelations, what an unfortunate choice of names.

It should be interesting to see the effect of virtually zero ads from republicans as compared to the deluge of them the democrats are going to be able to pay for.

Fuck Jaime Dimon, any time he says anything he’s lying to forward his own agenda. Fuck all commentary from these rich chodes.

I’m sixty. I hope I live long enough to piss on his grave

I myself am all set. I bought my crazy amounts of stuff years ago.

These absolute dipshits still seem confused about the purpose here. The issue has been decided, this is all just to determine damages. There’s nothing to be ‘won’ here but reduced damages, and antagonizing the guy who decides how much they’re going to be is what I think they would call a novel strategy.

As if I needed another reason to hate him. He’s fucking garbage

You can put a turd in an expensive suit, but in the end it’s still just Jamie Dimon.

I hope Ivanka flipped on him.

I use an iPad. Apple doesn’t seem to care where the file came from, they just make it readable. I was somewhat mad about it, as I have never been an Apple fan, but the actual experience of using the iPad as a reader converted me.

I will be doing my part

You’d think they’d fit better.