I’m so glad I buried every relationship I ever had with a live service game.

They all turn to shit. All of them.

It looks like something I would have mildly chuckled at when I was 12.

Yup, Kinda did a bait and switch there to drive home that this is nothing new for CDPR.

Buckle up:

Game will be hyped to the moon, be released with a million bugs and people will cry about how CDPR betrayed them, then a couple years later patch out all the bad things and win everyone’s trust again.

Just like they did with witcher 3.

🎵Piracy is a service problem🎵

But it’s not good enough that I have opinion. You must have no opinion or I’m losing!

You have to buy their shitty overpriced console to play those. The value nosedives.

And psychonauts 1/2 are right there.

My hot take is that even before they flushed their goodwill down the toilet, they were a mediocre company. “Here, buy our 500 dollar console with graphics worse than your phone so you can play the Mario game that we added a magic hat to.”

Worst and most expensive products in the industry.

I went to Godot so now Unity can’t hurt me anymore.

And even if Godot turns to shit I can either fork or stay with my current version.

He always apologizes before pushing his next scam.

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

I’m buying a new laptop to test out a Linux environment and make sure all my shit works and everything is backed up, then I’ll port it to my desktop.

If there were no religions I’d figure that human race is one where tribalism can’t catch on as well, in which case there would probably be a lot less organized violence like wars.

Individual crimes are always going to happen with or without religion. Crimes generally have real tangible punishments and there are still criminals. Imaginary punishments aren’t going to do much to stop them.

I tend to do the most embarrassing sitcom shit possible when someone is watching me do something I’m an expert in.

Once I get some extra money to fuck around with my computers, everything is becoming foss. Fuck Microsoft.

That’s certainly a quote that will stick with me.

These guys won the lottery and I’m excited for them.

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