I knew the man was crazy when he employed the use of Sharpie markers. He belongs in a mental asylum.

Time to build more rocket fuel power plants.

This is the only way they’ll ever understand.

Good! Fuck Target and their shitty merchandise “selection”. I’ve got an anti-DEI/MAGA-supporting boycott list as long as my arm and they’re in the top next to Walmart and Amazon. After a few weeks, the one thing I realized is that you CAN do without these shitty retailers. I want to see their stocks drop like Tesla’s.

This motherfucker better be in a Popemobile 24/7. I got a bad feeling about this guy’s future existence.

So, Adventures of Link is, what? Skyrim modded? xD

Custom game icons? What is this?

They got shot in their hands.

Lok’tar!

Right as it ramps up to a Cat 5? Fucking guy!

“First of all…”

which of course I want kids to drive in car seats

Words are hard. I’m looking forward to Tuesday night.

Sometimes, you just gotta say “cluck it” and walk away.

So you’re throwing your vote away? Might as well not even bother.

Then they better start cramming for finals, because their grades look like shit.

Nah, drop her in the Serengeti. She’ll get recycled properly.

You came here because non-existence was boring. Grass is always greener.

Hooves? I always thought of her more as a gorilla.

“He gets his Irish up sometimes,” Gaetz added.

Do you want to get punched? Because that’s how you get punched.

My goodness, what an idea! Why didn’t I think of that?