I have all these cute little pets that bark, “Hello, World!”

I finally understand the appeal of pet play.

The real question is how did the head get up in there, and was it consensual.

Like his own version of an Uzi Jesus card.

Jesus fucking christ this is like listening to Jason from The Good Place try to argue a point about encryption.

What he really means is the rich can prevent uprisings against them before they have a chance to start.

https://www.apple.com/studio-display/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

Boston Rob

Same as Firefox. Let search engines (including google) pay them a fair market rate to make them the default browser.

To be fair, if you’re not paying or seeing ads, they don’t want you there. You’re increasing their hosting costs and they’re getting nothing in return. They’re better off if you go elsewhere.

If he called her madame, he’d instinctually open his mouth waiting for the stream.

I enjoy the joke, but it’ll probably be more like “supposed president kalamata” or just “the usurper”. Did you know he invented that word, usurper? Etc.

if you don’t mark them

This is why, whenever I’m truly happy, I whip it out and pee in the nearest vaguely vertically-oriented object.

I sneak into your bedroom every night with a syringe of novicain.

Nobody’s suggesting to save every penny. Just save enough to make sure you’re not homeless or hungry when your body and mind aren’t capable of earning an income beyond that of a Walmart greeter.

WENK

He should’ve cleaned his own fucking room.

I will say his recent interview of (by?) Alex O’Connor was spectacular, though.

Evens it out

Flattens out the blowjob

No Mercy

Where do you go, my lovely?

Same thought process as people who were beat with belts and “turned out fine”.