There’s travel options that are a bit like using one of those picnic ketchup bottles. But if you’re like me, you want to blast your ass with a pressure washer and a squeeze bottle just won’t cut it. Some people suggest using a travel water pik but I haven’t tried it myself.

More hotels need to have them 😫

Haha yeah I guess in that case I poop at work on company time too.

I’m still in the group chat for the office nearest me and there was a LOT of outrage last week because the company mysteriously removed all of the bidets. I was outraged on their behalf!

We have started a sort of bidet pyramid scheme and have converted so many people. Housewarming? Bidet! Christmas? Bidet! Birthday? That calls for a bidet!

I must admit we’re a bit selfish in that we want to minimize the likelihood of bidetless crapping when we’re away from home.

Who are all these psychopaths crapping at work

I avoid that scenario as much as possible 😅