Could you elaborate? I like to shut chuds up too but I no has smart.

This guy discs

Are you free tonight?

The zelda sequel lured me away for a little while and spider man 2 for a lesser extent, but I spend more time on my deck than anything else. Hey that reminds me, I should dust my consoles.

Well you guys are just sort of there. Do something, or make some noise at least.

What is your cleaning method? I learned way late in life that fully drying after a wash is very important.

Exactly. Not to pick apart her physical appearance, but it’s the chin.

she’s really pretty

I mean, not really.

Self driving will be available next year.*

*since 2014

They don’t teach journalists how to use the proper words in journalism school, okay? He created the app.

Stop it, I can only get so erect

Because that doesn’t already happen. Ever heard of drugs?

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I’d rather he squalor in obscurity for the rest of his life. It seems a much better punishment.

Lucky. Try to avoid hearing him for as long as possible.

Imagine a guy who dominates conversations by talking louder and a bit faster than everyone else, and doesn’t pronounce his Ts. Instead of kitten, he says ki-en, or instead of Bugatti, he says boo-gah-ee. He says the last one a lot.

“Mr McConnell, would you care to comment?”

“Well—”

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Aw man, I wanted to hear a death metal ska band

Is death metal ska band a contradiction in terms?

Great way to put it. If you make six figures a year, your options for leisure time activities and hobbies are much greater.

There’s probably a vague bullet point at the end, like on job descriptions. “Other duties as necessary.”