Fire your PO!

They’re all smart too, unless I’m missing something?

This game crashes immediately for me and because it was top secret, I couldn’t even report the issue or try to get help online 🤷‍♂️ maybe now it will improve

What was the strategy?

Badass! Thanks!

He’s trying to convince Kennedy to drop out, he’s not sharing his actual views

This guy (Tim) did it from kittenhood, so he doesn’t mind at all. Our last cat (Dharma) took a bit of convincing, and trying different styles of harness.

Cat, cup of coffee. Sometimes phone if I remember.

Yeah holy shit! I hope this is a made up example. A six month sprint where you change literally everything about your UI? No wonder customers are upset!

Whaaattttt hahahah is there a recording of this?

Pro tip, if this happens to you split your tickets up into smaller chunks! It has two effects:

One is that you will see progress from one sprint to the next, even if it’s 1 story point at a time.

It also has a psychological effect! If you’re like me you will avoid the huge, nebulous tasks. But if it’s something manageable with a defined start and end, you will do it. You could probably even schedule it.

Yeah for sure. You summed up 90% of my job. The rest of it is the parts people don’t like - making people update Jira tickets, etc.

Biden, the guy who’s been president for four years? You can’t tell who he is as a person?

Web 2.0 oasis

💀

The corollary is - I’m surprised how many programmers are opposed to documenting what they’re doing?

This is a good comment, I think. Authoritarianism is defeated with democracy, not economic systems.

Proton doesn’t work on Mac? I just assumed it would.

PBR

Potato Based Rendering?

I’m somehow more confused