Noooo, I could’ve used this during my Last Week of Fun! Our boss REALLY loved inane, smart-sounding quotes, I wonder if he would have figured this one out.

Have fun reading my decade of spam!

Which snap apart the instant you try to carry more than a laptop and some chocolate wrappers with’em…

Having to hold interviews was the worst part of the job, by far… Brings about a certain kind of guilt, to sit there and try to sell battery acid as ice-cold lemonade.