I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

Stanley nickels?

I want to get into his dreams all Inception-like and convince him that Greenland is the new Israel.

Add a Javascript dependency into the kernel. You’re welcome.

Wouldn’t be surprised if it struck London.

20231984

Fellas, is the Constitution woke?

So…gender-affirming hormone therapy?

Considering I have a decent chance of getting a “Please wait – updating” message when trying to play a damn videogame nowadays, that’s not out of the realm of possibility.

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

It’s so plug & play

Go fish.

There’s a reason Woodie Guthrie wrote “This Machine Kills Fascists” on his guitar.

breaks it off

Ow