They are unreliable, since people started storing their damned clouds in my sky

It’s a conspiracy, orchestrated by Big Adapter

ISS, as in: you get shot into space?

Oh, so they can’t get autonomous driving to work, thus the next step is to get people who are sleeping to steer the cars remotely

This is the way.

Luckily the postgresql docs have links for exactly that

Someone is asking the important questions

Dude, that’s genius! What if we also attached a thousand motors that spin on each key you press and press a thousand other keys in turn?

Call me dumb, but… to me that just sounds like an insecure network, labeled “secure” as long as someone physically guards all the ethernet ports