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1 month agoAlternative headline: Senator Warren requests government funded relocation to Venezuela. El Salvador.
Alternative headline: Senator Warren requests government funded relocation to Venezuela. El Salvador.
And today in our “How to kill tourism in your country for one of the biggest worldwide events” class, we examine JD Vance and his idiotic comments about the world cup.
41, and only one sellable skill that only has a 50/50 chance of getting me into Canada. My issue is both my parents are elderly and need me around to take care of them, and will under no circumstances move anywhere. So I couldn’t in good conscience leave.
I’m not married, I have no kids, my plan is just keep my head down, take care of my parents, and once they’re gone sit back and wait for death… which will probably be from a disease thanks to the gutting of the CDC and NIH.
This is what I get for commenting near the end of my 8 hour shift at the end of my last 10 minute break after only getting a few hours of sleep the day before.
El Salvador… To quote Forest Gump, I’m not a smart man.