Funny thing is he’s the first American pope.

You’d think that counts for something and they would be yelling “USA! USA! USA!”. But nah, a pope espousing some actual Christian values is terrible according to them.

5-6 years conversion and then killing the pope using his cringe. What a run!

Maybe keep him away from this one? Throw him a nice leather couch to distract him.

Poorly photoshopped “tattoos”.

As long as the cheque clears, they don’t care.

Or worse, meet face to face with JD Vance and die of cringe the next day.

And any tattoo can and will be interpreted as a gang affiliation. No matter the mental gymnastics required.

Nah, just roll over and yell “FREEDOM”.

His idea of “helping the working class” consists of tariffs that don’t work the way he says they do and a very likely catastrophic mass deportation program.

And people did vote for those somehow.

With Michael Bay of all people. Sounds like something out of a comedy sketch.

Vivendi got so close to killing Valve and HL2, it is scary. Gabe had balls of steel and championed on.

How they went and changed how a whole industry because it was calculating light with a bad algorithm.

Read the article: it’s a freaking 139gb patch. So those that preloaded in anticipation are pretty much back to the starting line.

German conspiracy wackos and American ones have a lot in common.

During COVID their bullshit ven diagram was a flat circle.

No need for dog whistles anymore, they’ve moved on to airhornes.

It’s complicated. They are three but they are one according to their dogma.

For me it’s a bullshit threshold: if you swallow this paradox, you’ll be ready to accept more.

Just like the “Nigerian prince scams”. Yes, they are obviously a scam to most of us. But to the few ignorant/naive people who don’t, they’re the victims worth pursuing by the scammers. We are not the audience.

That’s better but not that by much. A few years ago Germany raided some very rich and very well-armed wackos who wanted to bring back the Kaiserreich.

Typical fascist rethoric: the enemy is weak but strong. The enemy is so dumb but also deviosly smart and capable.

Climate change is fake but the democrats can control it and use it against red States except when it can’t.

Facts no longer mater for these people, what they ”feel” is truth. Experts are liars. Rumor is fact. Theory is reality but only if convenient.

Cops ask robbers if they should protect banks.

Just East of the Midwest duh.