I’ve been listening to Gira Gira on repeat

Crazy? I was crazy once

The most common ones use WiFi, so you don’t need any hubs other than a router.

Oh no

Lol I was just going to google it

You can disable the facial recognition, so that shouldn’t be an issue

I would like to think that I would react better if that happened to me but I know that I would fumble in the worst ways possible, so I feel you

Well he had time to ssh in from his phone and type a command

I took it as the donkey being .NET

All you’d need to program that ESP32 is an USB to UART adapter, you can get those for pennies on the dollar. I’ve never used Ethernet on the ESP32 so I can’t attest to how easy it would be, however I do know that doing it over WiFi is super simple.

Strip the debug info, should be a lot smaller. Also check out TinyGo, it’s meant for embedded devices

Probably cheaper to just use an ESP8266 or the like

Linux is the old standard kernel for GNU

They have a meme relationship with dbrand

You can

Just enough dihydrogen monoxide? Believe it or not, also death

Make sure you install the C# Dev Kit extension, the C# extension alone won’t do it.

I guess you missed the edit on the pinned post

Yeah that saved about 7gb, thanks!

Damn, I’d read that book