ctrl-z… ctrl-z…CTRL-Z

The two started updating before you could read the end of the comic strip

Are you hiring

The ol’ Lemmy-switch-a-roo?

Don’t disrespect the San Diego Chicken with comparisons to Trump

He goes by many names, and pronouns

About 15 years ago I went on a trip from San Diego to NY. We were staying in a shitty Days Inn in some some town. We left our luggage in the rooms, and went out for the day, and I had left my iPod nano in there. When we came back that evening, my iPod was gone and my package of brand new boxers was missing a pair also. I assumed they hid the iPod in the rolled up boxers. We went down to complain to the front desk but they didn’t give a shit. Lessons were learned that day. I was so excited to listen to Biggie “Going Back to Cali” on my way back to Cali and that’s what was REALLY stolen from me :(

Usually cuffs or a bullet

Dudes just ignoring the shoes thrown at Bush

The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it’s located on my cock!

Same. Still haven’t learned how to style it but it’s still better than the face I had before

That’s your jobs fault?

Upload is a fun show

These days, I don’t even know anymore. I’ve lost all faith that’s what’s right will be what’s done

They’ll settle for three-ish

Cameras aren’t usually allowed at Klan meetings

Yea, you can’t just read the news and go huh. anymore, because the news is no longer “this is what happened.” Now it’s “OMG YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS YOU’RE GONNA HATE THAT this happened AND EVERYONE IS PISSED”

illegally

illegal

illegally

Eh, I’ve heard enough. Acquitted! bangs squeaky gavel

My MILs partner bought gift cards for Rod Stewart who messaged him on FB.

Google did