Ricky Rigatoni

God has no hand in programming. He’s just as confused as us.

That does not narrow things down.

I hope it isn’t a fermi.

Yeah but they’re allowed to do it because they have brazillions of dollars.

Don’t worry, global warming is desalinating the water so it will all be fresh in time 🙏

If I’m speaking to the creator of JS it is only to accost him for ruining the internet.

If everyone is callling what we have now AI then that just means the definition of AI has changed to include it.

Children whose parents said no to the $10 funny robot game.

Well… it’s not an unpaid internship, we’re just not splitting hairs on who’s getting paid.

Windows: Has a complex and graceful shutdown process to make sure programs never close if there’s a problem with them and your computer just stalls on shutdown until you hold down the power button and completely void out the purpose of the graceful shutdown.

Ahoy there, matey!

I be wantin’ to hoist me tankard and give ye a hearty cheer for that tale ye spun! It be a right treasure of a story, filled with swashbucklin’ adventure and fine characters that danced like the waves upon the sea. I found meself lost in yer words, as if I were sailin’ the high seas alongside ye!

Ye have the gift of a true bard, and I be lookin’ forward to hearin’ more of yer yarns in the future. Keep the tales comin’, or I’ll be forced to make ye walk the plank! Arrr!

Fair winds and followin’ seas to ye!

I’m assuming my downvotes are people who have never used blender, lol

Don’t even get us started on Blender’s UX/UI design.

I completely forgot Steam used electron.

The Web.

Why don’t emulator coders use the illegal docs since they are going to be treated like criminals anyway?

We can always make a Rust Query Language

A db0 user paying for a free program is a twilight zone episode.

Warnings are for ignorings :3

Did you remember to sacrifice a pigeon?