Holy crap his tie isn’t red

That does make more sense, and I’ll even give it to Donnie this is what he meant. But as usual, his communiques are not clearly articulated.

I feel compelled to point out that “back door man” was already a common expression in blues lyrics.

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the consequences of my actions…

I mean, what sane woman would be a Republican?

I assume that’s what was being referred to.

Damnit I voted for him.

Oh man Garak is one of the best characters in Trek. And that’s a competitive list.

Holy hell yeah you did. How would you go about doing that in a single expression? A bunch of back references to figure out the country? What if that’s not included? Oy.

I was thinking a nice golden throne. More appropriate for a god-emperor.

It’s okay to say “ass” on the internet, FYI.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/perl_problems.png

Don’t forget to let the dicks rest for a few minutes before serving.

Yes. Reminds of me of The Handmaid’s Tale: Offred’s commander’s wife was a TV personality and a vocal proponent of more traditional roles for women, but at the time of the story it’s obvious she’s been hoisted on her own petard.

I’ll just write thousands of lines of code inside a global object… I’m sure I won’t put a semicolon where a comma should be…

Alright this just has me wondering which is worse, a wet fuck or a dry one…

Can I teach you a lesson?

God damn it, I shouldn’t laugh but…

Huh. Yeah it’s at -5 over here. Interesting…

Well I thought your joke was funny, but I’m a sucker for pedantry.