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Yeah, okay and just what are these supposed "long term solutions then you evil cunt? I’m sure she’s spent every day in office trying really hard to tackle the problems of childhood obesity and low income families looking for this long term solution. Get wrecked you shithead

OMG a major publication finally gave Lemmy a shout-out. I don’t believe it

Yeah. He could’ve just went with "Mike Johnson is possessed by EVIL and left it at that. Would’ve been 100 percent accurate, no need to bring my boi Lucifer into this

Good lookin out m8. I haven’t used it in about 15 years, but still

Ugh that H word right there. I had hyperhidrosis most of my life up until my late 20’s. I started using this painful stuff called Drysol which I think just worked by murdering my sweat glands

It would give me a glimmer of hope that even dumbass Republican voters would see what their tax dollars are being wasted on. Doubt it, but a man can dream

Fuckin YIKES he’s like a villain from an A24 movie. The Main Character Syndrome vibes are spiking through the roof

Had a brief look at r/WorldNews yesterday. Every comment was blatantly disgusting Islamaphobia that I couldn’t believe hadn’t been deleted yet. I don’t ever remember it being that bad over there

Yo you might’ve dropped this, King 👑. This post is the best way of putting into words my thoughts on the matter that I’m too smoothbrained to formulate into creation. Especially the last paragraph, the theft of “good Internet”. Fuckin A, m8

Amongst the GOP, “many such cases”

Scenario: Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro and Chaya Raichik are all covered in voluntarily donated blood and you have the opportunity to push them into a pit of 1,000 starving pigs… does the Internet get better in like an hour? Thoughts?

Amy Poehler is gonna need to nearly overdose on HGH assuming she’s playing Marjorie

When it comes to this dipshit, why not both?

https://media2.cltampa.com/cltampa/imager/u/original/14315494/desantis.jpg

This sums up everything you need to know about DeSantis. In the midst of a crisis on his state’s soil, he just came off like the little bitch he is while Biden is doing the heavy lifting

Sync is definitely my main, with Liftoff being my backup QB. Liftoff is last though?? Really? I don’t get that, I think it’s pretty great

What a goddamned legend. I love this no-bullshit giant of a man

Oh yeah. I remember this fucking stooge. RIP in Piss (also shit) Joe The Plumber; may your afterlife be uncomfortably unclogged

General Pringles?

Yep. These people were probably 50/50 on Bill Clinton even and definitely weren’t voting Obama, because reasons. Nothing of value was lost

Matt Walsh. As much shit as that guy talks about LGBTQ people = groomers, you just know that this gross fucking turd has some interesting “research” saved on his hard drive. Outside of Steven Crowder I’ve never seen someone project so hard as this creep