I learned about 9/11 because it happened when I was in high school.

I’m not a nerd. Nerds are smart.

Bort

Mind your ps and qs. What are ps and qs?

Because we are not entertained.

The 1994 World Series was a particularly bad series for baseball fans.

Dental plan

Dental plan

Wisecracking robots who drink alcohol.

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

Kick em when they’re up, kick em when they’re down.

Did she think it was a fresh batch of America balls?

So it’s merely a buzzword then.

Just say no

I did, but that’s because it came from an unknown number and I thought it was about my car’s extended warranty.

Yeah, I feel like a serious candidate for president would know how many Representatives are in the House.

No he hasn’t

Did you break both of your arms?

No it isn’t

They should start their own company with blackjack and hookers.