The first-person statement (Melania and I) I saw was surprisingly typical of what you’d expect of someone in Washington.

I give it 48 hours before we see something from him and not one of his handlers pretending to be him.

Edit: I’ll take a likely-coke-fueled tweet from Don Jr. on Xitter

What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???

Also, how the eff was Trump able to fire the Librarian of Congress? Like, why couldn’t she have just said “On behalf of President who?” And kept at it?

“Due process guarantees the rights of a criminal defendant facing prosecution, not an illegal alien facing deportation.”

Even if that were true, a deported person is generally sent back to their country a free (wo)man. Unless the destination country has other business with them, they’re free to return to life as usual. When you are paying someone else to imprison them, it’s not deportation. When you do it without due process, it’s a concentration camp.

HCR 1013, which would proclaim in Oklahoma that “Christ is King,” arguing that it excludes Oklahomans who identify with other religions as well as Oklahomans who are not religious

So… Christ is who Christians worship. Glad the legislature could clear that up for us.

For what it’s worth on the voice thing, assuming that’s what “he sounds like that” refers to: https://www.npr.org/2025/01/29/nx-s1-5279176/rfk-voice-spasmodic-dysphonia

That’s the result of a rare neurological condition known as spasmodic dysphonia, which has afflicted Kennedy for decades.

If you’ve got any evidence that it was heroin that caused that neurological condition I’m all ears, but we have a pretty reliable source on this one.

What are they going to do, sic the dismantled Department of Education on them?

Also, funny how “empowering states” only works one way

I feel like it should be Putin controlling Musk controlling Trump

Bing (or I guess to keep up with the song, _ingo)

Fuck clickbait headlines like this.

Or like… Get a job as a cook on a ship. Keep the beer for yourself

Nobody’s said Lenny yet? Ok. I’ll say Lenny.

…How?

If only we had someone to judge if those reasons are valid instead of you assuming you can make your own rules

I’m a random guy on the Internet. Frankly you should be doing your due diligence the same way you would on a Google search result anyway.

While Google has been circling down the toilet lately, if you at least try searching for what you want, and use half a brain to think about what you’re looking at, it’s not exactly super difficult. I have to Google similar stuff for work sometimes, and .gov is pretty much a sure thing that you’re getting a government source, which is pretty good when you’re looking for a government’s laws. I also get different major colleges, which is just as good. Especially since you’re reading legalese, not commentary on the law or whatever.

Yup.

Now please stay alive for at least 3 more weeks!

Federal holiday

In theory a decent QA team will catch things being done by shitty developers. If your dev and QA is shit, management is shit for letting it happen.

Machine learning has some pretty cool potential in certain areas, especially in the medical field. Unfortunately the predominant use of it now is slop produced by copyright laundering shoved down our throats by every techbro hoping they’ll be the next big thing.