Used to work with a radio enthusiast on sailing ships, he’d make posts to social media and check his email literally 1000 miles out to sea via radio.

I really don’t want to be a prescriptivist pedant but it’s going to be tough to let go of “reactionary”

You could try a ship’s bell app, there are a bunch out there. They chime every half hour

I still write 2 cheques a year because my water bill can only be paid via physical mail (or in person I guess), I’m pretty sure fax is still common in our medical industry.

No DIY tattoos and piercings in the crew house