Why aren’t posts on mastodon called “toots”?

Yes, god damm!

It tells me I’ve downloaded a bunch of stuff i haven’t, and none of the stuff I have.

Also, some hypotheticals don’t consider the inherent problem of a situation or ignores context, and therefor aren’t worth entertaining. Not all, just some. When that happens it’s best to explain why the hypothetical doesn’t work, which I suppose is entertaining it.