Tonight, I want to announce that I will be returning to the arena of politics and challenging Nick [LaLota] for the battle over #NY1,” Santos told Semafor in a statement. “I look forward to debating him on the issues and on his weak record as a Republican. The fight for our majority is imperative for the survival of the country.”
This timeline is so dark I feel like it owes us this - please let him get elected and booted a second time
No, fuck that. Elected? No. That would affect a lot of people.
I want the debate to be the other guy just enumerating all his crimes, over and over, on repeat.
This isn’t a fucking tv show. This has very real consequences for people.
This timeline is so dark Anish Kapoor tried to purchase exclusive rights to it.
It feels like a mooch ago we had a man hiding in bushes, we’ve been so over saturated with meme quality politics that I feel we just don’t get the same level of value from it.
But I would still get a chuckle out of Santos being fired and arrested again.
How long is a mooch again, was it 12 days or some such?