silence7@slrpnk.net to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoBiden calls for broad new social programs, higher taxes on corporations and the wealthywapo.stexternal-linkmessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year ago“Don’t ever try to do anything positive because it might not work out” is a terrible attitude.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoThat “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
minus-squarehddsx@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoHow much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed. And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon. That’s how little faith I have in our government.
minus-squareTopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year ago And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. The forbidden Parmesan.
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoI’m saving this in the event: 1.) I remember. 2.) Any of it passes.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoThanks for helping me stay honest
minus-squarego_go_gadget@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-21 year agoThat’s precisely the attitude people had when they voted for Biden in the 2020 primaries over all the other decent options.
“Don’t ever try to do anything positive because it might not work out” is a terrible attitude.
That “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
How much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
I will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed.
And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon.
That’s how little faith I have in our government.
The forbidden Parmesan.
Damn, bruh.
I’m saving this in the event:
1.) I remember.
2.) Any of it passes.
Thanks for helping me stay honest
That’s precisely the attitude people had when they voted for Biden in the 2020 primaries over all the other decent options.