alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years agoI just love painsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1507arrow-down114
arrow-up1493arrow-down1imageI just love painsh.itjust.worksalphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squarebleistift2@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down54·2 years agoOr – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
minus-squarehstde@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 years agoOr - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 years agoIf you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 years agoOh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
minus-squareMaddier1993@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 years agoIf you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 years agoReasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
minus-squaredbilitated@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoI just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoLmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?
Or – just a thought – you’re reasonably confident that the shit you wrote actually works.
Or - just a thought - don’t deploy on fridays.
Sounds reasonable.
If you think anyone can 100% guarantee shit won’t break, I have a bridge to sell you.
Oh, man, you seem to be new here. Welcome to software development!
Found the project manager.
If you sign here on this legal paper saying YOU will face consequences for a friday deploy then yes I will take you up on this
Reasonably confident, yes. Fully confident, no.
I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.
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Lmao, so you’re not a programmer, are you?