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alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years ago

Gourmet Programmer

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Gourmet Programmer

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    The codebase I’m working on would give chatGpt an aneurysm. I’m actually a ghost.

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      Lmao I asked chatgpt to restructure a POST API to a bash file and it started writing fan fiction

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        I never knew I needed API fanfiction

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      I’m guessing you’re using opencart cuz I’ve been working with an old codebase for around a year and I would love if any code analysis or intelisense actually worked… on xml files… with php in them… with javascript in php variables… with calls to php inside xml files…

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        Yo dawg, I heard you like code

  • hubobes@lemmy.world
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    Except you have to tell your microwave that the ingredients it used don’t actually exist.

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    Only when the docs are up to date

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    It’s a pretty good analogy for other reasons too. You may be able to make some tasty stuff in a microwave and it’s brilliant for a bunch of uses… but you wouldn’t call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected “gourmet shit”.

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      you wouldn’t call yourself a chef, or serve it to anyone who expected “gourmet shit”.

      Hell yes I would!

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        Thanks, Applebee’s!

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    I can read docs???

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    But cases assume the docs are updated and actually exist.

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    error function not defined init() But both the manual and ChatGPT are using it…

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    More like microwaving eggs with how buggy (and badly commented) chatGPT’s code is.

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    So then copilot is just every modern large-scale kitchen that strategically uses both. Yeah, that adds up.

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    ‘‘You’re too late. I’ve already depicted you as the Soyjak, and me as the Chad.’’

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    All hail chef Mike

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    Bad meme

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      No biscuit.

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