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minus-squarekescusay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI’m old school. My irrational terror is windmill cancer.
minus-squareDrSleepless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoBut now I have clogged arteries
minus-squareFermion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 years agoNo, it was indulgence in gouda things that built a dyke in his arteries. He’s going to need a doctor to perform a dredging operation to clear out de brie.
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoIt seems like it’d be difficult to sneak a Dutch or dairy-related pun pasteurize
minus-squareSerinus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoAnd have you ever been directly under a windmill? I have, actually. Do you know how many dead eagles you’ll find there? spoiler zero. Zero dead eagles. What the fuck.
minus-squareJode@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoYou know what they are full of? Fucking snakes. At Least in southern Texas.
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 years ago“Bird that can spot a mole in a hayfield from a kilometre away, crashes into 6 tonne turbine blade. Also gets cancer.” True story, brah.
minus-squareFapper_McFapper@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoThat’s why my friend Sancho and I are constantly fighting them. Fuck those windmills!
minus-squareWindyRebel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoSancho from Sublime or Sancho from Orgasmo?
minus-squareFapper_McFapper@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 years agoOooh, those are good ones but my friend’s name is Sancho Panza. Edit: And you can’t fool me Windy! I know you’re a windmill, prepare for battle! Sancho, my sword!
I’m old school. My irrational terror is windmill cancer.
Wooden shoes prevent it.
But now I have clogged arteries
Isn’t that a gouda thing?
No, it was indulgence in gouda things that built a dyke in his arteries. He’s going to need a doctor to perform a dredging operation to clear out de brie.
It seems like it’d be difficult to sneak a Dutch or dairy-related pun pasteurize
That’s hot, but I’m frisian.
lmao
And have you ever been directly under a windmill? I have, actually. Do you know how many dead eagles you’ll find there?
spoiler
zero. Zero dead eagles. What the fuck.
You know what they are full of? Fucking snakes. At Least in southern Texas.
“Bird that can spot a mole in a hayfield from a kilometre away, crashes into 6 tonne turbine blade. Also gets cancer.”
True story, brah.
That’s why my friend Sancho and I are constantly fighting them. Fuck those windmills!
Sancho from Sublime or Sancho from Orgasmo?
Oooh, those are good ones but my friend’s name is Sancho Panza.
Edit: And you can’t fool me Windy! I know you’re a windmill, prepare for battle! Sancho, my sword!
🤣